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Discussion in 'The Garage' started by chromewontgetyouhome, Sep 28, 2004.

  1. chromewontgetyouhome

    chromewontgetyouhome Registered Member

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    Heres a quick laugh!!!



    AUDI
    Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

    BMW
    Bought My Wife

    BUICK
    Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

    CHEVROLET
    Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

    DODGE
    Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

    FIAT
    Fix It All the Time

    FORD
    Fast Only Rolling Downhill

    GM
    General Maintenance

    GMC
    Gotta Mechanic Coming?

    HONDA
    Had One Never Did Again

    HYUNDAI
    Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

    MAZDA
    Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

    OLDSMOBILE
    Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

    SAAB
    Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

    TOYOTA
    Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

    VOLVO
    Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

    VW
    Virtually Worthless
     
  2. hawkeye649

    hawkeye649 1/2 ton status

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    PONTIAC

    Poor Old Nikka Thinks It's A Cadilac.

    But there are pages dedicated too this.

    BRONCO

    Blatant Rust Overwhelms New Car Owner

    BLAZER
    Something like BLA "Zillion Electrical Recals"....
     
  3. BranndonC

    BranndonC 3/4 ton status

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  4. jekquistk5

    jekquistk5 Weld nekid Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    I used to know a few ford ones, but you all probably know them
     
  5. divorced

    divorced 3/4 ton status

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    Ford backwards is "Driver Returns On Foot".
     
  6. andhar

    andhar 1/2 ton status

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    I see someone goes to the hun as well.
     
  7. diesel4me

    diesel4me 1 ton status Premium Member

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    My favorite ford one is--"For Only Retarted Drivers"
    a few more--
    SUBARU== U Are A Bus spelled backwards
    CHEVROLET= Cracked Heads,Every Valve Rattles,Oil Leaks,Exhaust Ticks
    DODGE=Drivers On Drugs Going Eccentric
    VW=Very Worrisome
    FIAT=Fix It Again Tony
    SAAB=Stalls And Always Breaksdown
    GMC=Gay Mans Chariot
    BMW=Barbarian Motor Works
    JEEP=Junk Engine,Everybody Push
    /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
     
  8. 75-K5

    75-K5 3/4 ton status

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    [ QUOTE ]
    I see someone goes to the hun as well.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Who doesn't? I thought it was the default homepage on all computers. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  9. hawkeye649

    hawkeye649 1/2 ton status

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    When someone starts complaining how their Saab broke down again do this.

    Turn to them. Make sure that you have their attention. Look them straight in the eye and say, "Not annother Saob Story".

    To get the effect you need to make Saab sound like Sob obviously. /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
  10. blazindorito

    blazindorito 1/2 ton status

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    By far, the best one I have heard is " Ford's are like TAMPONS every pu**y has one! "

    -"I'd rather push a Chevy than Drive a Ford!"
     
  11. shaun

    shaun 1/2 ton status

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    BMW B!^#H, Moan, Whine
    Ford F'ed over rebuilt dodge
     

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