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Hand-Testicle coordination

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Cricket, Nov 15, 2006.

  1. Cricket

    Cricket 3/4 ton status

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    Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in Groin
    By Associated Press

    2 hours ago

    WICHITA, Kan. - A botched kidnapping ended with one of the assailants shooting himself in the groin, Wichita police said. The man had just stuck the gun back into his waistband when it fired, shooting him in the left testicle.

    He cringed, causing the gun to fire again and strike him in the left calf.

    When the shooting ended, the 23-year-old man managed to walk himself into the hospital for treatment, police said. He and his two accomplices, ages 18 and 20, were arrested for aggravated attempted kidnapping and conspiracy to obstruct justice.

    The men were attempting to kidnap a teen in a dispute over stereo speakers, police said.


    :haha:
     
  2. chevyfumes

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    smaaaaart...
     
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    :rotfl: :rotfl: good for him.:laugh:
     
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    Sounds like your neighbor has been giving shooting lessons.
     
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    That's great!!
     
  7. Cricket

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    When he limped into the ER I wonder if he was palming said part.
     
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    fock wouldent you be?
     
  9. Cricket

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    No Dave, I mean to say holding the scrapings.
     
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    I'll have to check the news for this story later tonight.
     
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    Karma's a b!tch !!!:haha:
     
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    Dats how we dum Kans-assans du et!
     
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    Hrm... I wonder where that was at. (I'm in Wichita).






    A couple days ago my buddy called me up from an invesitgation room. He was a witness to a shooting right outside his apartment complex.
     
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    Was it one of your incesters Wes?
     
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    this reminded me of a guy I know. he grew up never being around guns till he met my dad in his teenage years. one day they were out shooting together and he had just gotten a ruger .357 black hawk. loaded the cylinder and instead of setting the hammer down easy on it, he cocked all the way back pointed straight down and pulled the trigger. he lost one toe and a big chunk out of his right foot.
     
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    some people would give their left nut for a good speaker - i wouldn't.
     
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    Yeah, it was your husband, whom was trying to rape me, but without success. :haha:
     
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    lol:eek1::haha:
     
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    Propably a cheap 1911... This things go off like crazy
     

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