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Handful Of Quickies

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Aug 20, 2003.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex,
    marriage, and values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with
    my wife before we got married, did you?" Leroy
    replied, "I'm not sure, What was her maiden name?"



    A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad,
    where did all of my intelligence come from?" The
    father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from
    your mother, cause I still have mine"


    "Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very
    carefully," the divorce court Judge said, "And I've
    decided to give your wife $775 a week," "That's very
    fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now
    and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself,"



    A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar,
    and ordered a double scotch on the rocks. After he
    finished the drink, he peeked inside his shirt pocket,
    then he ordered another double scotch. After he
    finished that one, he again peeked inside his shirt
    pocket and ordered another double scotch. Finally, the
    bartender said, "Look, buddy, I'll bring you drinks
    all night long. But you gotta tell me why you look
    inside your shirt pocket before you order another,"
    The customer replied, "I'm looking at a photo of my
    wife When she starts to look good, then I know it's
    time to go home,"



    A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and
    said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all,"
    "Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a
    great cook and really good with the kids.



    An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can
    remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40
    years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to
    tell me the exact words that were used to put the
    curse on you. The old man says without hesitation, "I
    now pronounce you man and wife
     
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    Handful Of Quickies

    [/ QUOTE ] made me think you was runnin' low on hand lotion. /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  4. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    [ QUOTE ]
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    [/ QUOTE ] made me think you was runnin' low on hand lotion. /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

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    /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif naw thats the wifes job /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    [/ QUOTE ] made me think you was runnin' low on hand lotion. /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

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    /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif naw thats the wifes job /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

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