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Handguns are better than women

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by StoneyK5, May 3, 2002.

  1. StoneyK5

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    TOP 10 REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:

    10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.

    9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.

    8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.

    7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

    6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.

    5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

    3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.

    AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:

    1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
     
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    that's funny!
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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