Happy Halloween !!

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  1. wasted wages

    wasted wages 3/4 ton status

    Dec 3, 2003
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    Dallas Texas
    An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
    > Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put.
    > He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.
    > He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
    > As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter) who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?
    > "The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the **** out of a ghost."


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