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HARLEY-DAVIDSON LOVERS

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by big pappa b, Oct 13, 2003.

  1. big pappa b

    big pappa b 3/4 ton status

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    THIS IS FOR ALL THE HARLEY-DAVIDSON LOVERS
    The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur
    Davidson, died and went to
    heaven.
    At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've
    been such a good man and your
    motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is,
    you can hang out with anyone you
    want in Heaven."
    Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I
    want to hang out with God."
    St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and
    introduced him to God.
    God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you
    were the one who invented
    motorcycles, eh?!"
    Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..."
    God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing
    something that's pretty unstable,
    makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a
    road?!"
    Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke,
    "Excuse me, but aren't you the
    inventor of woman?" God said, "Ah, yes."
    "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional,
    you have some major design flaws in
    your invention:
    1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end
    protrusion;
    2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
    3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too
    much;
    4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
    5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!"
    "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied
    God, "hold on." God went to
    his Celestial super-computer, typed in a few words and
    waited for the results. The
    computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
    "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,"
    God said to Arthur, "but according to
    these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
    yours.
     
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    Stickseler 3/4 ton status

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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    thats pretty damned funny...but what about them new sissyfied harleys with rubber motor mounts?? lame huh?
     
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    mudjunkie 82 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    thats pretty damned funny...but what about them new sissyfied harleys with rubber motor mounts?? lame huh?

    [/ QUOTE ]And the yuppie Fags and their Temporary Tattoos and their faggoty little trailers they haul their bikes around on.
     

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