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Hate your job?....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by K5Jimmy, Mar 18, 2004.

  1. K5Jimmy

    K5Jimmy 1/2 ton status

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    When you have an "I Hate My Job" day,
    try this.


    On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to
    the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by
    Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you
    get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the
    phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable
    clothing and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the
    thermometer. Now, carefully place it on the bedside table so
    that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the
    literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small
    print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by
    Johnson and Johnson is personally tested." Now, close your eyes
    and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work for
    quality control at Johnson and Johnson."

    REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN
    YOURS!........ /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  2. Corey 78K5

    Corey 78K5 1 ton status

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