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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by stuper, Oct 21, 2003.

  1. stuper

    stuper Registered Member

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    okay being mostly males here, have u ever farted and basically stunk the crap outa the cab of a pickup? how about an office? well at work i stunk up the warehouse. pewwwww it reaked. then they said they still wanted to talk to me, but they would come back later, i followed them in to the office and they kicked me out. they made me stay in the warehouse. i almost yacked. ewww man i had to go outside. that was nasty.


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  2. Muddytazz

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    better you than me /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Did you happen to stain the warehouse floor?
     
  4. stuper

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    no stains were encounteered that day. once or twice i thought i was close while airing the warehouse for bugs.

    theo/stuper
     
  5. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    I farted the other day in the car, I almost gagged.....................

    This is a true story.

    Back in the day when I was a kid, my brother and me was in the living room and he started farting. He stunk the room up good, then turned on the ceiling fan. About 30 minutes later, my dad walked in and almost gagged himself..........
     
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    Sounds like a good Budweiser and beans Fart! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    okay being mostly males here, have u ever farted and basically stunk the crap outa the cab of a pickup? how about an office? well at work i stunk up the warehouse. pewwwww it reaked. then they said they still wanted to talk to me, but they would come back later, i followed them in to the office and they kicked me out. they made me stay in the warehouse. i almost yacked. ewww man i had to go outside. that was nasty.


    sorry

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    is marriage really that bad?

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    Keep up this up and you probably won't ever find out /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  9. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    ( sniff sniff ) something stinks around here and it ain't me /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    i have produced some perty bad ones myself but what about dog farts /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    oh man, i unleashed on of the nastiest toots ever a few weeks back. Me and dad were walking out to get in his ranger to go bowling. When i was walking around behind the truck i dropped some serious ass. I proceeded to walk around and get in. We sat there for a minute talking about something, letting the ranger warm up etc and then we put it in reverse and backed up. No joke, as we backed up into "the cloud" we both just about gagged. The windows were only down a crack, but this uncommonly foul a$$-air seeped into the cab and nailed us anyway. How this disgusting stench managed to fight off wind, dispersion etc we'll never know. All i know is that this thing stunk so bad, Im surprised you couldnt see it like smog in LA! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

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    One time my brother farted im my dad's suburban on the way home from school and it stunk so bad we had to stop the truck and get out for like 5 minutes so it could air out. His nickname back then was Martin Fartin
     
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    i have produced some perty bad ones myself but what about dog farts /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    [/ QUOTE ] My dog has those silent deadly ones that smell like sulfur
     
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    I work with this guy named Phil. The man can conjure up a fart at any given time. He likes to go on calls with me and let a silent one fly. OH MY GOD!!!! They stink so bad and it is all I can do not to laugh and lose my composure. /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    sometimes me and my dad will have wars to see who can get who to leave the room first. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif he ALWAYS wins. /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    One time in my senior english class, we were taking a timed writing, and some guy farted... about 30 seconds later everyone in a 2 desk radius from him was sweating... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif


    And... about the taco thing... i live in So Tx, if theres taco eatin' anywhere, it's here.
     
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