just thought it would be funny to hear some stories. here's mine: i was working for a hotel and the uniform didn't breathe. pretty warm day and i got a little, well, sweaty, if you will. well, this happened to be the day which i discovered those cool little cans of compressed air which are used to clean computer key boards and whatnot (this air comes out real cold). so i essentially put the little straw down the pants of the uniform and give it a little spray. well, apparently if you tip those little cans this super cold fluid comes out of it. so i freak out and read the warning label: "caution: may cause frost bite if in contact with skin!" now this is the week before my wedding and my lady and me chose to wait till marriage, so i start freaking out, fearing that my wang is going to turn black and fall off. so i start stipping my clothes off in the office to find that i apparently didn't make it inside my boxers and that i simply turned the fly of my boxers into a cube of ice! what a freaking relief! here's a funny one from the astroglide website: dude and his wife really enjoy their wedding nite, but didn't use any type of lube so he gets chaffed. next day he puts an ointment on his wang to relieve the pain and then goes snorkeling. apparently this ointment is very attractive to some razor-toothed fishes. dude spends the rest of his honey moon in the ER getting his wang worked on. ok - your turn. who's got the best story of wangilation?