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Have your farts ever smelled so bad...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Mar 9, 2006.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    ...that you had to leave the room? :doah:

    Mine are so bad tonight, I'm holding my breath as I post this thread and my face is turning blue now.

    Gotta move for a moment guys. :doah:
     
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    if you cant stand your own brand, get your ass some help *no pun intended*

    is this flatulence going to lead to the ever dreaded lava ****s?
     
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    thats why I keep a match book in my desk drawer:haha:
     
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    ryoken Puppy Fabricator Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    i'm more bark than bite.. :wink1: thank god! :haha:
     
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    Z3PR Banned

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    My farts can get pretty nasty, when they get like that, that's the time I like too go shoppin' at places like Walmart and the mall !!!!!! I'll just walk around silently creaking (farting) in the high traffic areas.
     
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    just get worse when i gotta poop. after i poop, no more smell with the farts, pretty interesting
     
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    Seems like after I "drop the kids off at the pool" my farts get just as bad if not worse. Kinda like I opened up the airway to hell.

    Be careful with those matches, methane is flammable!
     
  8. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Or, "I'm taking the Browns to the Super Bowl."
     
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    yes, as a matter of fact... 2 bottles of CHEAP wine.. the next day i was working with 5 others inside the cabin of a UH-1N helicopter with all 6 doors removed. we had another aircraft on each side with engines motoring. i ripped one off and that Huey was cleared out. wind didnt help it at all. needless to say... i still drink wine, just not as offten....
     
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    i like my own farts... on the other hand, I've had 3 friends hanging out the car window. and one threw up a tiny bit he said (dont think i belive him). I've cleared out classrooms in high school, and got in the year book for that. Also i was down the hall in my room, with towels stuffed under the door crack, and my mom was still complaining from the front room. :)
     
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    Yes.


    When it burns your pucker coming out, you know it's not good.
     
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    Oh yeah. The legendary "Stink Hammer"!

    John
     
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    I farted once on a trip to Houston, pissed my grandad off so bad he pulled over and kicked me out. :D

    And anothr time I farted in the class at Vo-Tech and cleared everybody out, including the teacher.....:haha:
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    How aboot the occassional; Floating a biscut while leaving a full elevator ;) :whistle:
     
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    or How About Shower Farts For Instant Signature.
     
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    I've cleared the basement out right now. I'm pretty rank if I do say so myself.
     
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    you know the difference between the quiet ones and the loud ones don't you?
     
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    no i dont....they both smell the same too me...if its loud then who can u blame it on:D
     
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    one eases thru the turd and that's why it's quiet and smelly, the other jumps around it. :haha: :haha:
     

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