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Having a bad day?......................

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Jan 15, 2003.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Having a bad day?......................mine aren't THIS BAD
    > >
    > > There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients
    always
    > > died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 a.m., regardless of
    > > their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought
    that
    > > it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the
    > > mystery... as to why the deaths occurred around 11 a.m. on Sundays.
    > > So a World-Wide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause
    of the incidents.
    > > The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and
    > > nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the
    > > terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses,
    prayer
    > > books and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.
    > > Just when the clock struck 11... Pookie Johnson, The part-time Sunday
    > > sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that
    he
    > > could use the vacuum cleaner.

    > > Having a Bad Day?
    > > The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil
    spill
    > > in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
    expensively
    > > saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and
    > > applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale
    ate them both.
    > >
    > > Still think you are having a bad day?
    > > A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
    frantically,
    > > almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his
    waist
    > > towards the electric kettle.
    > > Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with
    a
    > > handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment,
    he
    > > had been happily listening to his Walkman.
    > >
    > > STILL think you're having a bad day?
    > > Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending
    pigs
    > > to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs
    > > broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The
    two hopeless
    > > protesters were trampled to death.
    > >
    > > What?!
    > > STILL having a bad day?
    > > Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter
    bomb. It
    > > came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the
    bomb,
    > > he opened it and was blown to bits.
    > >
    > > There now, feeling better?
     
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