Today I was doing A/C all day, I was on one job and unwrapped a bunch of the insulating tape from an expansion valve. I had just wadded it up and tossed it on the deck and looked down and noticed it looked just like a turd. So wearing coveralls I walked into the office with my hand in my pocket and started talkin to the boss. I ripped a big fart and he started doing the good god man did ya [darn] yer pants? I had the "turd" in my hand and dropped it down the leg and assummed the I just sharted positin. I shook my leg a couple of times and it fell out and dropped right next to him. Talk about funny, he started sreaming get that picked up NOW, backing up like a woman confronted with a 2 foot rat. Good thing I took a leak before I did that. I surely would have pissed myself. I took it home and pulled sort of the same trick on the ol lady, I put it under her and when she was eating I looked down and did the holy crap what is that. Damn near got the dog beat. LMAO.