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Having too many children (joke)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by StoneyK5, Jul 3, 2002.

  1. StoneyK5

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    There was a Minister whose wife was expecting a baby. The Minister went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that when the Minister's family expanded, so would his pay check.

    After five or six children, this started to get expensive. The congregation decided to hold a meeting again to discuss the Minister's pay situation. You can imagine there was much yelling and bickering. Finally, the Minister got up and spoke to the crowd, "Having children is an act of God!"

    In the back of the room, a little old man with a full beard stood up, and in his frail voice said... "Snow and Rain are also 'acts of God', but when we get too much, we wear rubbers

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  2. NoAngel

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    Hey what do you know, a wicked funny joke that didn't take me an hour to read!! Keep up the good work! /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     
  3. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     

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