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He said, She said...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by NoAngel, Aug 9, 2002.

  1. NoAngel

    NoAngel 1/2 ton status

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    10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra;
    you've got nothing to put in it.
    She said...You wear briefs, don't you?

    9) She said...What do you mean by coming home
    half drunk?
    He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

    8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you,
    I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
    She said...Well, you succeeded.

    7) He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king'.
    She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen.'

    6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me
    everywhere."
    Written just below it: "I do not."

    5) He said... "Shall we try a different position
    tonight?"
    She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand
    by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and
    fart. "

    4) Priest... 'I don't think you will ever
    find another man like your late husband.'
    She said...'Who's gonna look?'

    3) He said... What have you been doing with
    all the grocery money I gave you?
    She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

    2) He said... Let's go out and have some fun
    tonight.
    She said...Okay, but if you get home before I
    do, leave the hallway light on.

    and the number 1 "He said...She said"..

    1) He said... Why don't you tell me when you
    have an orgasm?
    She said...I would, but you're never there.
     
  2. tRustyK5

    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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    Funny stuff!!
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    9) She said...What do you mean by coming home
    half drunk?
    He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

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    Done that.../forums/images/icons/smile.gif

    Rene
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    9) She said...What do you mean by coming home
    half drunk?
    He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

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    I alway's run out of $$$ /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif
     

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