* Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions. * Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. * Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped. * Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. * France pleads for global help after being invaded by Jamaica. * Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally. * George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. * Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. * 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans using both drops to 250 lbs. * Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. * United States executes last remaining Liberal. * Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. * Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches. * New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. * Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. * Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman. * IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. * Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.