So this guy and his girlfriend were out on a date and got into a car accident and were killed, they go up to heaven, and ask St.Peter if they could get married in Heaven. "This is Heaven, why would you want to get married?" said St.Peter. "Well we love each other and didn't have a chance to get married before we died." Said the man. "Ok let me check on this and get back to you" said St. Peter. Weeks go by and nothing, finally St. Peter comes back and says "Yep, marrige was created in Heaven, so therefore you can get married" then the man says "Well i have had a few weeks to think about this, can we also get a divorce in Heaven?" "A divorce?" St. peter says, "Do you realize how long it took me to find out if you can get married?, and I have never seen a lawyer in Heaven"