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Heavy Drinkers Read This!!!!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Inu-Hanyou1776, Oct 27, 2005.

  1. Inu-Hanyou1776

    Inu-Hanyou1776 1/2 ton status

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    I haven't had a drink in about 4 years so no worries but way to ruin the day for alot of other folks on here, if there not to drunk to read or busy playing with their new boobs :haha: :haha:
     
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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    After my vesectomy I noticed a decrese in overall sperm production, I better lay off the booze, although I do wish I had my own boobs to play with...I dunno it's a toss off, er I mean toss up...:rolleyes: :p:
     
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    maybe for SOME guys....

    Many guys and gals I know would NEVER get laid if it wasn't for booze! :haha: :haha:

    and its MY ONLY hope! :doah: :blush: :doah: :ignore: :1zhelp: ... :haha:
     
  5. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Hmmmmmm.........

    There's nothing wrong with getting smashed once in a while. The study is referring to "chronic alcoholics", not the average dude who has a few beers on Friday night and every now and then lets loose and gets pissed. I'd be curious to see what level of consumption is considered "chronic"..........

    Never had a drink? That's wierd, unless it's a religious or health issue, which in your case it might be, I guess.......:dunno:
     
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    hey fumes... that's the whole idea behind a vasectomy. :haha:

    there is something on the market to cause you to produce pornstar like loads of baby batter though. a friend of mine works at one of those herbal health food store places, and she told us about it... one drunken Friday night. :D
     
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    Gotta be more than a few on the weekend. I think that it is defined as several drinks every day.
     
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    Harmful to sex life? hehe, YES! I think anybody here that's tried to have sex while they are sheeyat-faced drunk would say that's true... :haha: :haha:
     
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    What!!!!!!!!?
    The wife said it would make me a very inpotent man....:haha:
     
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    AKA...whiskeydick :D
     
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    First reason why I'm dry:

    I'm on chemo! (duh! can't be drinking while under a regimen like this)


    Now here's why I'm gonna stay dry even after chemo ends:

    Both my grandfathers were chronic alcoholics and liver cancer induced from it eventually killed 'em both. So I'm deathly afraid that as soon as I take that first drink it'll snowball and then I'll be a chronic alcoholic as well, maybe even worse than both of them were.
     
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    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Ummmmm........ Like I said:



    :deal:

    Regardless, the choice is yours whether or not you want to have a drink.
     
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    I don't want anymore freakin kids so I think I'll just pour myself another Jack just to be safe. :D
    If it wasn't for drinking, how would all the ugly people get laid??????
     
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    prostitutes. :D
     

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