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HELP!!!!! I have a very large turd stuck in my butt....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Mar 6, 2007.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    And I wonder why? :rolleyes: :doah: :haha: :bow:
     
  2. Corey 78K5

    Corey 78K5 1 ton status

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    Why don't you ask your boyfriend why!!!!!!!!
     
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    You need to talk to that dude from South America about how he got that Nade in his cornhole. That will fix ya right up.
     
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    :doah::doah::doah:

    Your quote was the link to this thread and I clicked on it thinking it would take me to something, it didnt so I clicked it again and again and again and had 4 of the same damn thread tabbed in FireFox

    :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:
     
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    Sorry bout that.. the thread title fit better with my response, and I was too lazy to retype it..
     
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    Go to Taco Bell. Order something with lots of meat, lettuce, and hot sauce.
     
  8. iwaxmyjimmy

    iwaxmyjimmy College web wheeler Premium Member

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    I ate half a box of fosted shreaded wheat yesterday morning and this morning it like to of shreaded my rectum, so don't eat that.
     
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    if they HAD all those ingrediants,Taco bell would not work.well maybe the hot sauce..:haha:
     
  10. boggerless

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    the scary part for me is i cared enough to look at your post.:eek1: :eek1: coffee bro
     
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    did you have milk with it???:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    iwaxmyjimmy College web wheeler Premium Member

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    yep, but it was like brutually painful.
     
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    You sure its a turd? Sicko.

    4453-4472-13819-15428.jpg
     
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    Order a 12 pack of White Castles and a pint of Schlitz.

    Have a plunger on standby.
     
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    try coffee next time.natures laxative.:D i can honestly say i've never been constipated.:laugh: but i have burned my ass with jelapino's.:weld: :weld: :eek1: not funny at all.:haha: :haha:
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: both taste like ****.:laugh:
     
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    Try some wire,a rock and a magnet.Just dont get on any planes at LAX.
     

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