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Here is my addition to the weird sh!t on CK5 today!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BoondocK5, Aug 12, 2006.

  1. BoondocK5

    BoondocK5 1 ton status Author

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    A relative just sent this to me, true or not, it is funny!
    suppossedly happened in Florida. I googled it, and found it listed in "The News-Press".





    When Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized,thieves left his TV, his VCR, and even left his watch. What they did take was a "generic white cardboard box filled with grayish-white powder." (That is the actual description that the police gave the contents.)

    A spoksman for the Fort Lauderdale police said that "it looked similar to cocaine and they probably thought that they'd hit the big time." Then Nathan stood in front of the TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: "Please return the creamated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago."

    Well, the next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too with about half of Gertrude's ashes. And there was a note that said:
    "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie.
    Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings.
    Have a nice day.":haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  2. TSGB

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    I think the funniest part of that is that the dealer's name was "Hoochie!"
     
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    That is some quality writing right there.
     
  5. BoondocK5

    BoondocK5 1 ton status Author

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    Like I said "True or not , it's still funny"
     

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