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Here it is... My Ode De Ritalin

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Capman2k, Dec 13, 2005.

  1. Capman2k

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    Any punk bands out there want to play this lovely piece? I could use some royalties...:doah:

    I NEED RITALIN!
    I need it like insulin!
    I can't think
    I can't read
    I disrupt the class
    I'm an all around pain in the ass
    GIVE ME RITALIN!
    If you don't, that's a sin!
    I'm jumping and shouting
    I'm often be found pouting
    I'm 21, it's so much fun
    Mom is worried about her precious son
    IT'S NOT OKAY FOR HIM TO BE THIS WAY
    Well, mom, whaddaya say?!?!?!?!
    DRUG ME UP!
    DRUG ME UP!
    GIVE ME RITALIN!
    GIVE ME RITALIN!
    Everyone's doing it
    All the cool kids have A.D.D.
    Won't something afflict ME?
    I just want a prescription
    Doc, just a few samples
    OF RITALIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I'll wash it down with Root Beer
    I'll be a good boy, I swear!
    If I just get that pill
    My homework will be swell!
    I can't get rid of my T.V.
    I NEED my computer
    I can't figure out why I'm so distracted!
    I THINK IT'S A MENTAL ILLNESS
    THAT'S WHY I NEED THIS
    THIS THING THEY CALL RITALIN!
    RiTaLiN!
    You say there's too much
    It's just a case of lazy parents
    But look how it helped Jimmy
    He has straight A's
    Though no creativity
    He sees things differently
    Since he started popping brain candy
    CONCENTRATION!
    I HAVE TO FIND CONCENTRATION
    I WISH I HAD SOME RITALIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Really, it's a tribute to this girl I know who freaks out when I say unto her, "I need Ritalin..." It's a joke, but she flips just the same :)
     
  2. Inu-Hanyou1776

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    :haha: :haha: Good good! I can relate to that!
     

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