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HERE YE, HERE YE. Wanker of the Month nominations MEETING ADJORNED

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 73k5blazer, Jan 10, 2007.

  1. 73k5blazer

    73k5blazer Unplug the matrix cable from the back of your head Premium Member

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    The Order of Wanker, as conceded by Bubba, is hereby calling to order this meeting for nominations for the next:

    NOMINATIONS CLOSED 12Jan2007

    Wanker of the Month

    First order of business is the minutes.

    Since this is the first meeting in 4 years, there are no minutes to read. They were lost in the phpBB to vBulletin conversion (Fire).

    Second order of business is to explain the rules and regulations of nominating a member of this here community as the next title holder of Wanker of the Month.
    1. All nominees must be a regular poster of CK5.
    2. Any member may nominate another member, but a member may not nominate themselves.
    3. You may only make 1 nomination
    4. A brief, detailed synopis of why the member is being nominated as Wanker of the Month. This synopis is to include a specific incident or two that occurred on this board and why the person being nominated can uphold the title. Also, links must be posted as evidence if there is little knowledge of said incident(s).
    5. Previous title holders may be nominated.
    6. Multiple members may be nominated for one nomination.
    7. All nominations are subject to final approval by the Order of the Wanker.
    8. The cutoff date for nominations is set by the Order of the Wanker.
    9. Your nomination must be seconded by a different member.
    10. Moderators nominations don't have to be seconded. A Nomination by a mod will force automatic inclusion in the final poll thread.
    11. All rules, regulations and revisions are subject to change at any time by the Order of the Wanker.
    12. The Order of the Wanker is comprised by the previous winner of Wanker of the Month.
    13. If WOTM winner is banned/gone/died by the time award presentations are made, the first runner up will gracfully accept the award on the winners behalf and run the next elections.
    14. The Order of Wanker makes all the rules. No exceptions.

    When the time to vote has come upon us, votes will be counted as follows; if a member recieves one nomination and another member seconds that nomination, then he is included.
    A poll thread will be posted with all said nominees and open for a period of 1 week. The Order of Wanker has the final say in the outcome and may veto the results and force a new vote!


    The winner will receive the Official Title, and will be subjected to any, all, or none of the following:

    • "Straighten out" phone calls from fumes, Can-Can or anybody else
    • Harassment
    • Ridicule
    • Forced to spend a night with Fumes Goats
    • Post count dropped by 90%
    • 1 day ban (We'll all just put you on our ignore lists)
    • Recieve Free Sand for their Mangina (Or the female or 'it' version, whichever applies)
    • Almost anything really


    So post up your nominees, officially that is. The cutoff date for this particular nomination session will be sometime this weekend, give or take a couple of days, or whenever the Order of Wanker feels like it.
     
    Last edited: Jan 13, 2007
  2. shewheeler

    shewheeler 1/2 ton status

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    Put on your kevlar panties, boyz!!!:D

    Edit: Fergot my nomination

    I nominate Fumes for the following reasons:

    1) He cheats on us
    2) he drinks too much
    3) he smells of goats
    4) he posts too much
    5) he's corrupting UYB
    6) he's got that damn sexy googly eye :haha:
     
  3. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

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    bigbluesurbanan............................

    The Thread

    Funny stuff.:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  4. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    :doah: :haha: :p:
     
  5. boggerless

    boggerless 1 ton status Premium Member

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    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: googly eye???:laugh:
     
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    I second the nomination for bigbluesuburban, since I can spell.
     
  7. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

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    I must have been thinking about his brother from Saudi Arabia.................
     
  8. 73k5blazer

    73k5blazer Unplug the matrix cable from the back of your head Premium Member

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    I didn't have any trouble figuring out who ya meant, trust me.
     
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    Aren't rules 3 and 6 conflicting? :thinking:
     
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  12. 73k5blazer

    73k5blazer Unplug the matrix cable from the back of your head Premium Member

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    No, for instance, if a particular incident/thread involved Fumes & UYB together, then your nomination may be: Fumes and UYB for XXXXXX thread,but they must be related somehow.

    But you cannot make 2 seperate nominations for 2 completly different things. Your first nomination is your nomination. Your nominating an incident, more than a particular member.

    And remember, The Order of Wanker can make/edit/delete the rules at any time.
     
  13. TSGB

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    Gotcha.
     
  14. SkulzNBonz

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    I second hammermachine

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  15. 73k5blazer

    73k5blazer Unplug the matrix cable from the back of your head Premium Member

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    So far we have 1st and 2nd nominations for:
    bigbluesuburban and hammermachine

    loose nut and fumes need seconds.
     
  16. 73k5blazer

    73k5blazer Unplug the matrix cable from the back of your head Premium Member

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    I second Loose Nut. So he's in.
     
  17. darkshadow

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    i'll second fumes just becuase I can.

    and he bad mouths the Can man to his goats:eek:
     
  18. 3 on the tree

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    So, if the past records of winners have been lost, who now comprises the "Order of the Wanker"? Inquiring minds want to know who is going to be moderating this "Gong Show".:confused:
     
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    Do I post regularly enough to be consider for this title? Crap, I guess I do...
     
  20. UseYourBlinker

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    Someone need's to step up,and crown a wanker..

    When does the voting end,or does it?
     

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