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Here's a good one - not for kids or the easily offended

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 4by4bygod, Feb 16, 2007.

  1. 4by4bygod

    4by4bygod 1/2 ton status

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    Girls night on the town!

    Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were very
    faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic
    on the Bacardi Breezers.



    Incredibly drunk & walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in
    the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she
    would take off her panties and use them.




    Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and
    did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a




    grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe
    with that.



    After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next
    day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet
    and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other
    husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to
    suspect the worst . . my wife came home with no panties!



    "That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card
    stuck to her ass that said: "From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll
    never forget you."
     
  2. BranndonC

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    Made me laugh! Thanks.
     
  3. k2mslskier

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    Me too....good one.
     
  4. Corey 78K5

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    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
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    :haha: :haha:

    I enjoyed that.
     
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    :haha: Nice...
     

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