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Here's one for Pothead , oh I mean Greenblazer in AZ

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Oct 31, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

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    Here\'s one for Pothead , oh I mean Greenblazer in AZ

    High Honors to Cannabis Constipation Cure




    SEOUL (Reuters) - North Korea has awarded high honors to a
    herbal medicine for constipation with marijuana as an active
    ingredient, the communist state's official news agency said on
    Thursday.

    The concoction of rhubarb, cannabis sativa (marijuana) and
    elecampane "gives no harmful effect to internal organs but
    activates their functions and promotes digestion by dissolving
    bile well," the state-run Korean Central News Agency (KCNA)
    said.

    KCNA said the government had awarded a top science prize
    this year to the medicine made by Pyongyang Hospital of Koryo
    Medicine after it "completely cured" 97 percent of the
    thousands of constipated patients who tried it.
     
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    Re: Here\'s one for Pothead , oh I mean Greenblazer in AZ

    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif hahhahahahha. so if i have constipation i should spark up????? lol. hahaha. thats funny. later.

    jacob
     
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    Re: Here\'s one for Pothead , oh I mean Greenblazer in AZ

    actually their sugesting you eat it... smokin it wont help things along....

    Smoking pot can aid muscle spasms,nausia, chronic pain, migrains, blah blah blah.... but it wont get you moving. It really wont get you moving if you get the muchies for cheese.
     
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    I disagree, THC in your blood is what relaxes your guts and intestons alowing "movement". Thats why people with stomach issues(feeling too sick to eat from keemo or other reasons) can simply burn one and regain their hunger and beable to eat.
    Inorder to 'eat' pot to get the THC into your blood you have to cook it first. For instance, pot brownees. You can't just toss in some pot to the brownee mix you have to fry the pot in butter first then use that butter in your brownee mix, the THC is now in the butter! The rubarb they are using is mostlikly the 'carrier' of the THC.
    But of corse I'm just guessing and have no 'real world' experiance with this type of stuff.... /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Sounds like you know an awfull lot about this subject Burt.... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Interesting, I happen to know a med users... on chemo..who is very close to me personally. I had never heard about it being used for constipation.. I have seen it keep a man from wasting away on chemo.

    You dont exactly cook it.. Its called activating it.. You actually need to be careful not to get it too hot or it will decompose (or smoke itself) I believe 275 is the majic temp I have forgotten what the max temp is before it degrades (oxidises) rather than activate.

    I learned alot about it as a caregiver..



    I guess I'll chock poopin into the benifits pile then. So zactly how do you know all this stuff /forums/images/graemlins/ears.gif
     
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    "Let's smoke some weed...jus a lil something,something. Don't hate me cause I keep the country buzzin " /forums/images/graemlins/pimp1.gif
     
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    Re: Here\'s one for Pothead , oh I mean Greenblazer in AZ

    burn some green
    drop some brown?
     
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    Re: Here\'s one for Pothead , oh I mean Greenblazer in AZ

    If I ever went back too burning one, it'd be a foilie, not a bowl.
     
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    Re: Here\'s one for Pothead , oh I mean Greenblazer in AZ

    A few years ago I lost my best friend from keemo overdose!! He was only 28 and had a bad nut(testical cancer), they removed the rotten nut and then did a heavy regament of keemo 40hrs first week, took a week off, 40 hrs the next week and so on for 6weeks. The doctors claimed he "Had a young heart and could take it". Well they were wrong! The keemo depleted his emmune system (I can't spell worth beans so just say the words the way they are typed!)wich inturn he came up with Broncual Pnemonia and his lungs collapsed. So during his treatment times we used THC to get his appitite back.At the same time he would get that "first cup of coffee" look on his face and head to the shitter, coinsadace? I don't think so. I do agree that you can get the butter/pot mix too hot, I guess cook was the wrong word more like melt! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
    This is all just my opinon, I am not educated nor a scientest in the world of THC....all I know is it put a smile on my buddy face and alowed him to eat and exit food!
     
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    so I see you got the same education I did about it..

    Sorry to hear about that though.. the med user I know doesn't like to eat his meds... it just puts him to sleep.
     
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    I am surprised that Greenblazer has not chimed in by now...

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    why would he? were not shoving legalization down everyones throat

    besides I think this was intedned to screw with him eh

    maybe hes sensitive
     
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    True, but it seems that Greenblazer NEVER misses an opportunity to debate his point...

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    maybe he's buisy relieving constipation /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: Here\'s one for Pothead , oh I mean Greenblazer in AZ

    I posted it becouse he's so pro pot. But here is an issue where pot is doing some good, not just some hemp BS. I'm so sorry to hear about anyone dealing with cancer issues, and loosing loved ones to it. I did get a kick out of the weed relieves constipation. I just about sh!t when I read that. LOL
     
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    I couldn't have said it any better than that! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: Here\'s one for Pothead , oh I mean Greenblazer in AZ

    I'm pro pot too, but I'm not coming on this board to discuss my political views. And I certainly wouldnt beat a dead horse... I read his threads and cmon...

    Im interested in the humor and comrodery(SP?).. not the polatics of this board.

    Now whos got something to read *cough cough* I gota hit the can
     
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    I agree...
    Oh and here is something for you to read.....

    Dear Abby:

    I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be
    married next month. My
    fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but
    really great and
    understanding. She is putting the entire wedding
    together and invited me to
    her place to go over the invitation list because it
    had grown a bit beyond
    what we had expected it to be.

    When I got to her place we reviewed the list and
    trimmed it down to just
    under a hundred...then she floored me. She said that
    in a month I would be a
    married man and that before that happened, she wanted
    to have sex with me.
    Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and
    on her way said that I
    knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave.

    I stood there for about five minutes and finally
    decided that I knew exactly
    how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out
    the front door...
    There, leaning against my car was her husband, my
    father-in-law to be. He
    was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be
    sure I was a good kid
    and would be true to their little girl. I shook his
    hand and he
    congratulated me on passing their little test.

    Abby, should I tell my fiancee what her parents did,
    and that I thought
    their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my
    character? Or should I
    keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that
    the reason I was
    walking out to my car was to get a condom?
    hehehehee
     

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