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heres someone that needs to brush their teeth with a shot gun...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by boggerless, Jul 16, 2006.

  1. boggerless

    boggerless 1 ton status Premium Member

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    in a nut shell,this guy at work thought he was gonna retire with a rental house in the ghetto.and his fantasy was to be with a black girl.so the story goes, the house was burned down and his fantasy girl is a crackhead with 4 felony warrents. his wife found out so he wrecked a 24 year marrige and he tried buying another house with some joker he just met.all in his name and now he lives there with the chicky and her ":friends". the house he was renting for her they lost .AND now the power is shut off in the house they are living in cuz it was hooked up illeagally.he can't get the power on there cuz it was in his name at the other place and he owes$1000.00+all his credit cards are maxed. and he has been wrote up lots O times cuz he is always on the phone trying to raise money.just when ya think it can't get worse, he found out he is diabetic.WHAT A MESS!!!!!!!
     
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    sh!t i feel much better now:doah:
     
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    Yep that will make your day...............
     
  5. boggerless

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    spend 5 minutes with dave and you will float away on a cloud.the detroit police acually drove into our warehouse and blocked me in on my forklift."are you dave?"i laughed and said "NO". then the plain clothed officer asked" is that him back there?"i looked and hell yeah it was dave.:haha: he came up and they patted him down and called his girl a crack whore!!the coppers almost took him away.they said he was on crack.:rotfl: hes a fookin dope.he lost everything and still thinks hes gonna be a millionair.:rolleyes:
     
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    You should be a friend and loan him a good shot gun.............
     
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    nah a shell and a hammer would suffice
     
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    todays episode of AS THE STOMACH CHURNS!he left early from work to siphen gas from his brothers truck to keep his generater going.and he bummed smokes off me all day.here is a 54 year old white guy living with a 30 year old black girl with a kid thats 15(i actually met him. AND got to see his ass.PULL YOUR PANTS UP). geeznow dave is having a fake home ins document made up showing that he owns the brightmore house out right.cuz his debt to income ratio is WAAAY off.did i mention he bummed smokes off me?WTF???everyday is something....:surepal:
     
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    Brother if I were You I think I would tell old "Dave" to go **** himself and to get lost.
     
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    when all this happened we all did not want to hear about it.but i swear we all started talking about him??:rolleyes: now its like a cup of coffee.i hate dramma but here i am.:laugh:
     
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    The Germans have a word for your drama - schadenfreude. It basically translates into pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others. People like Dave remind us all that it can always be worse. And keep us up to date.:D
     
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    wow, your definetly gonna have to keep this one fresh!
     

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