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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, May 25, 2006.

  1. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Forget the Heimlich Maneuver

    A father walks into a bookstore with his young son. The boy is holding
    a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The
    father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking,
    shouting for help.

    A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman in a blue business
    suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of
    coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup
    down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from
    her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the book store.

    Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the
    boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then
    ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs
    up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing
    the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back
    to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

    As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father
    rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen
    anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"






    "No," the woman replied. "Divorce attorney". :p:
     
  2. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    :haha: :haha: Good one. I love lawyer jokes. They are richly deserved.:haha: :haha:
     
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    That was awsome :haha: but I think there are some men on this site that would say a real divorce attorney would have ripped his ball's off :haha: .
     
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    And kept the quarter...

    Rene
     
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    And sent you an outrageous bill.
     
  6. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    And then slept with your ex-spouse....
     
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  8. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    At your own house, in your own bed.
     
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    Nice to see that you all have first hand experiance with and have supported the legal profession.:haha:
     
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    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    And he wipes off on your curtains when he is done.
     
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    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    And then kicks the dog on the way out of the house.
     
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    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    He throws the condom on the front lawn.
     
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    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Lights up the tires and does a Smokey and the Bandit backwards power slide out of the driveway.
     
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    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Flips off the neighbors going down the street.
     
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    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Runs the paperboy over the curb and into the ditch.
     
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    :haha: And your point is?
     
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    DR has played that game before? :D

    Rene
     
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    Heads over to your mother's place for a night cap...
     
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    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Mom refuses to answer the door when you drop by to deliver her Geritol and you hear her screaming his name....
     
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    Bust down the door and find your Dad in bed with them too..
     

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