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Hillbilly Vasectomy

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BLZN4FN, May 4, 2005.

  1. BLZN4FN

    BLZN4FN 1/2 ton status

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    After having their 11th child, a North Georgia
    > Mountain couple
    > decided that 11 was enough, as they could not
    > afford a larger bed.
    >
    > So the husband went to his veterinarian and told
    > him that he and his
    > cousin didn't want to have any more children.
    >
    > The doctor told him that there was a procedure
    > called a vasectomy that
    > could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A
    > less costly
    > alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a
    > cherry bomb
    > (fireworks are legal in the North Georgia
    > Mountains), light it, put it
    > in
    > an empty beer can, then hold the can up to his ear
    > and count to 10.
    >
    > The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the
    > smartest man in the
    > world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in
    > a beer can next to
    > my ear is going to help me."
    >
    > "Trust me," said the doctor.
    >
    > So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it
    > in a beer can. He
    > held the can up to his ear and began to count:
    >
    > 1
    > 2
    > 3
    > 4
    > 5...
    >
    > At which point he paused, placed the beer can
    > between his legs, and
    > resumed counting on his other hand.
    >
    > This procedure also works in Kentucky, Tennessee,
    > Mississippi,
    > Arkansas, West Virginia, the Carolinas, and most
    > places in Texas.
     
  2. unclematty

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    Sh!t's not funny!! I got my appt to get the bullets taken out of the ole gun friday the 13th :yikes:
     
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