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Hippies in crime...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by firefighter184, Aug 22, 2006.

  1. firefighter184

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    While walking through the Boulder Colorado woods a man came upon
    another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this
    he inquired, "Just out of curiosity what the heck are you doing?" "I'm
    listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied."You gotta be kiddin' me."

    "No, would you like to give it a try?" Understandably curious the man says, "Well, OK." He wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this the
    other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet,
    jewelry, and car keys then stripped him naked and left.

    Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy
    handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the hell
    happened to you? "He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.
    When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in
    sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear,
    and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, Cupcake."
     
  2. BurbLover

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    You have to cut John some slack. When they pulled his tooth part of the frontal lobe oozed out the hole.
     
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    I didn't realize he got a lobotomy too :doah:
     
  5. firefighter184

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    Mark, your keyboarding abilities are impressive, but I fear your fingers may be writing checks that won't be accepted by the John McAdam Regional Bank of Fisticuffs and Elbow Smashes...
     
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    :haha:
     
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    I dare you to come down here and say that :rolleyes:
     
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    So how did he get the guys shirt off while he was handcuffed to a tree? :D

    Rene
     
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    He cut it off. He was just that malajusted. I mean, a $7.50 black polo with a tan verticle off center stripe isn't a big deal to most people, but the man wore it well. he wore it proudly.........
     
  10. firefighter184

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    Please notice the prominent elbow...

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    Yep, Stone Cold Steve Austin all the way.:D that's my .02:wink1:

    John
     
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    Please notice the...

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    I see you have figured out how many seconds you would last...:haha:
     

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