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Hmmm I've No Clue

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Jun 24, 2003.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Hmmm I\'ve No Clue

    1. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
    2. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is
    it considered a hostage situation?
    3. Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled a them would they
    still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?
    4. What's another word for synonym?
    5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
    6. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
    7. When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be
    thrown away?
    8. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
    9. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
    10. Why do they report power outages on TV?
    11. What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating
    an endangered plant?
    12. Is it possible to be totally partial?
    13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
    14. Would a fly that loses it wings be called a walk?
    15. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
    clean them?
    16. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their
    headlights off?
    17. If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
    18. If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is
    he still wrong?
    19. If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or homeless?
    20. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
    21. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
    22. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to
    remain silent?
    23. Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
    24. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
     
  2. Muddytazz

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    Re: Hmmm I\'ve No Clue

    25.Why do 24 Hour stores have locks?
    26.Who puts the thin ice signs on the lake?
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