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Holy bear!!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by potato76, May 6, 2002.

  1. potato76

    potato76 1/2 ton status

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    What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" an
    > >atheist said to himself.
    > >
    > >As he was walking alongside the river he heard
    a
    > >rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned
    to look.
    > >He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He
    ran as
    > >fast as he could up the path. He looked over
    his
    > >shoulder and saw that the bear was closing.
    > >
    > >He ran even faster, so scared that tears were
    coming
    > >to his eyes.
    > >
    > >He looked over his shoulder again, and the
    bear was
    > >even closer.
    > >
    > >His heart was pumping frantically and he tried
    to run
    > >even faster.
    > >
    > >He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled
    over to
    > >pick himself up, but saw the bear, right on
    top of
    > >him, reaching for him with his left paw and
    raising
    > >his right paw to strike him. At that instant
    the
    > >atheist cried out "Oh my God!"
    > >
    > >Time stopped.
    > >
    > >The bear froze.
    > >
    > >The forest was silent.
    > >
    > >Even the river stopped moving.
    > >
    > >As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice
    came out
    > >of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of
    these
    > >years, teach others I don't exist, and even
    credit
    > >creation to a cosmic accident.
    > >
    > >Do you expect me to help you out of this
    predicament?
    > >Am I to count you as a believer?"
    > >
    > >The atheist looked directly into the light.
    "It would
    > >be hypocritical to ask to be a Christian after
    all
    > >these years, but perhaps could you make the
    bear a
    > >Christian?"
    > >
    > >"Very well," said the voice.
    > >
    > >The light went out.
    > >
    > >The river ran again.
    > >
    > >And the sounds of the forest resumed.
    > >
    > >And then the bear dropped his right paw...
    brought
    > >both paws together, bowed his head and spoke:
    > >"Lord, for this food which I am about to
    receive,
    > >I am truly thankful."
     
  2. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    That's really funny to me sence I just went to Bear Country (Just outside of Rapid City) yesterday.
     
  3. MXmastermike

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    holy crap! is this a true story?
     
  4. chevyfumes

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    Yeah , its true , then the bear raped the guy.....J/K...../forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     

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