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Holy cow

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, May 16, 2003.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Father, it has been one month since my last confession.
    > > > >I have had sex with Nookie Green every week for the
    > > > >last month."
    > > > >
    > > > >The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and
    > > > >say three Hail Mary's."
    > > > >
    > > > > Soon after, another man enters the confessional.
    > > > > "Father, it has been two months since my last confession.
    > > > >I have had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for
    > > > >the last two months."
    > > > >
    > > > > This time the priest questions, "Who is Nookie Green?"
    > > > >
    > > > > "A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies.
    > > > >
    > > > >"Very well," sighs the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Mary's."
    > > > >
    > > > > At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to deliver his
    > > > >sermon, a gorgeous, tall woman enters the sanctuary. All the
    > > > >men's eyes fall upon her, as she slowly sashays up the aisle and
    > > > > sits down right in front of the priest. Her dress is green and
    > > > >very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes.
    > > > >
    > > > > The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman in the
    > > > >matching green > shoes and dress sits with her legs
    > > > >slightly spread apart.
    > > > >
    > > > > The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, "Is that
    > > > >Nookie Green?"
    > > > >
    > > > >And the bug-eyed altar boy replied, "No, I think it's just
    > > > >the reflection off her shoes!"
     
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