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horse races

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ducttape114, Jul 22, 2003.

  1. ducttape114

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    A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th grade kids, accompanied by two female
    teachers, went on an excursion to the local racetrack to learn about
    race horses and the supporting industry, but mostly to see the
    horses.

    When it was time to take the children to the toilet it was decided
    that
    the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the
    other.
    The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet
    when
    one of the
    boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.

    Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants,
    and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding onto their
    little dicks to direct the flow away from their clothes. As she
    lifted
    one,
    she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed.
    Trying
    not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in
    the
    5th grade."
    "No, miss," he replied, "I'm riding Silver Streak in the 4th, but
    thanks
    for the lift."
     
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