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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Jeremy_C, Nov 5, 2003.

  1. Jeremy_C

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    > A man bumps into a Woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow
    goes
    into
    > her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and
    says,
    > "Ma'am, if
    > your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
    > She replies, "If your D*** is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221
     
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