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How come poop makes your butt itch?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Mar 5, 2006.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    No matter how well you wipe your butt after crapping, sooner or later, there may be a little bit of some left somewhere on you and it itches like crazy later.

    I had an itch today that drove me nuts and finally had to get some wet wipes from the sons wet wipe box to clean myself up for good. Now I'm relaxed with a "clean" corn hole. :doah:
     
  2. ryoken

    ryoken Puppy Fabricator Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    it wasn't like you were sneaky with the title or anything... but yet, i clicked it anyway..... :doah: :haha:

    i somehow feel, "soiled" after reading this..... :wink1:
     
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    oh whatever


    I don't care who you are ... poop is funny
     
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    Its called MONKEY ASS
    happens when you dont wipe your ass good then you sweat a little
    BAM instant MONKEY ASS

    Happens to the best of us:D
     
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    my thoughts exactly
     
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    79k20350 3/4 ton status

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    take a razor and shave the hair. makes it real easy to clean!:D or get a beday. ;) youll be so fresh and so clean:p:
     
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    I understand the divorce now... :haha: Just kidding man, it happens.

    I hate the ones where no matter how many times you wipe, you still get a little brown on the paper.
     
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    That's what baby butt wipes are for..........................
     
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    I always called that "Swamp Ass"
     
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    Dude, Bubba, I think I just had a seizure. WTF?
     
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    79k20350 3/4 ton status

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    me too. bubba wtf did you say. and x2, i always called it swamp ass
     
  12. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    :haha: Had me laughing on that one!

    I'm beginning to feel the effects of negotiating with the wife on the divorce issues. :doah: :haha:
     
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    WHen you get blood, quit wiping
     
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    wow

    :haha::haha::haha:
     
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    as mentioned before, use baby wipes,,,or for adults,,,moist towlettes:D

    can you ever REALLY get everything off, with a dry piece of paper???
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha: Funny but true.....:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    There is nothing in the world quite like a pristine canyon to give confidence to any man
     
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    I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one with a "no-matter-how-many-times-you-wipe-its-never-clean-enough-butt-hole" problem. :doah: :haha:
     
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    Been there and done that. :doah:
     

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