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How do you do it??

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by PhoenixZorn, Mar 6, 2006.

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Do you wipe standing or sitting?

  1. Standing... I like to look at the poop on the paper...

    22 vote(s)
    33.3%
  2. Sitting... I was in the Military or Jail... and learned well...

    44 vote(s)
    66.7%
  1. PhoenixZorn

    PhoenixZorn 1/2 ton status

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    In honor of the "Why does poop make your butt itch?" thread, I decided to ask the question, How do you wipe?? Standing or sitting? There will be no "Nekid" answer on this poll, since everyone should have their pants down when wiping... Also please tell us how many times you normally need to wipe to be "clean"

    I use 3 sheets at a time, wipe about 4-5 times and I wipe sitting down. The Marines taught me...
     
  2. GotLabs

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    I am definitely a "sit down wiper" it aint clean till it bleeds!! You should have added "sitting down, wipe from the front" call em stinkynuz. I have only known one person that wiped standing, never saw it though:D .
     
  3. Russell

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    I've never even considered sitting down while wiping...

    How would you tell if you were done if you just dropped it right in? lol

    Depending on the poop, I use between 4 - 5 3 sheet batches, or if its really messy, half a roll, lol

    I'm very "anal" about my bum being clean, LOL
     
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    I don't want to know these answers!!!
     
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    I hate having IBH there is nothing worse than being in the middle of something or around alot of poople and have the IBH flare up like a spot fire in the middle of August.





























    IBH=Itchy But Hole
     
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    Easy, you look at the paper. Just like you would any other way, unless you're the freak that can stare at his own asshole!
     
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    Don't any of you dirty bastards use a bidet??????






























    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    people wipe standing?????
     
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    Men wipe sitting?
     
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    x2, what if you leave a floater...that could be a potentially nasty situation
     
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    i wipe sitting but get a huge lean into it. You know, kinda prop one cheek on the seat so you can really get er clean.:haha: :doah:
     
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    K, that makes more sense. Otherwise the goods would get in the way
     
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    Exactly what I do... =):haha::haha:
     
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    how do you evan wipe standing, it moves your butt checks together
    so hard i cant even fathom it
    i sit, spread, wipe, look , toss
    repeat as needed untill clean
     
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    You strange creatures and your sit wiping!

    You integrate the wipe into the fluid upward streatch and the wang adjustments
     
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    Precisely, my only problem is I'm so tall that when I stand and wipe I can see over the stall dividers in public bathrooms.
     
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    I didn't know which way to vote..........
    Standing or sitting a corn cob works good either way.:dunno:
     
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    Just smile and say

    "Yes, thy will be done"
     
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    one method you forgot...

    Hmm...no one mentioned the drunken dunkin method..thats when your too buzzed to do it the normal way,and you just lower your a$$ into the bowl,and flush repeatedly,until its clear again...works on toddlers that need new diapers too!..:laugh: ..


    I saw a guy use a garden hose while camping to "wipe and wash" himself at an RV park once..I have to learn to be less observant sometimes I guess..:doah:






    In other toilet humor,I saw this written on a public rest room wall once...

    "HEY!!" CLEAN THAT UP!!!...My Dog Has To DRINK Outta That Thing!...:haha:
     
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    That made me fall out of my chair and my girl cry

    that was lol:haha: :haha:
     

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