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How do you piss off a Liberal ???

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Aug 24, 2004.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    Make them face the facts. Beat them over the head with the truth. /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif
     
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    10) Own a gun
    9) Drive a K5
    8) Say the Pledge of Allegiance
    7) Believe in God
    6) Hire the most qualified person for the job
    5) Blame 9/11 on Islamist wackos, not American foreign policy
    4) Eat spotted owl soup
    3) Tell 'em Gore lost
    2) Eat meat everyday
    and the Number One way to piss off a liberal is.....

    /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gifBush/Cheney 2004 /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif
     
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    Have a child not an abortion.
    Oh and Monica /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
     
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    Awwww quit posting lists of Conservative qualifications, I'm so torn

    Kill the babies and the Iraquis and eat them all in a nature preserve
     
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    That was funny Joe /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    How do you piss off a liberal??

    Join the NRA. /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
    How do you piss off a liberal??

    Join the NRA. /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Got that one covered! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    pay attention kids.he's right . HEEEELLLLL YEEEEAAAAAA, brother. /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/k5.gifto /forums/images/graemlins/truck.gif
     
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    discipline your children
     
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    kick ass /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/k5.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif /forums/images/graemlins/bow.gif /forums/images/graemlins/bow.gif /forums/images/graemlins/bow.gif
     
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    Hmm... guess I am confused, being a liberal and all that shouldnt come as a shock but:

    #1 - give me the facts, not some bullshit rhetoric
    #2 - Have babies not abortions
    #3 - give me my K5, my guns and a permit to cut down trees and eat whatever I can kill
    #4 - Bush vs Gore - I will take pussy any day over a bloody stump.
    #5 - If the lights were off, I'd let monica blow me... but only with the lights off... and no kissing before OR after!
    #6 - I believe in punishing my children, time-outs are for pussies
    #7 - I believe in punishing the parents of the children with no discipline
    #8 - Two words... Capitol Punishment, Texas does it right.
    #9 - Only reason I dont have an NRA sticker on my blazer is because I put it on my hard top window, then sold the top /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif
    #10 - I dont think we should kill the Iraqi's, we need to sit them down and make them watch Barney until they kill themselves.
    #11 - Educate yourself, dont wait for others to teach you
    #12 - learn to read, write and balance your checkbook
    #13 - Demand that our elected officials know how to read, write and balance the checkbook
    #14 - listen to the inane rantings of intelligent and ignorant people with the same level of open-mindedness (you never know when one of them will drop something worth hearing)
    #15 - believe that you, the single person, CAN make a difference... as long as you work hard, live clean and be the person your dog believes you to be.

    So, maybe I am confused about what it takes to piss off us liberals...

    Oh, did I mention I believe that everyone has a right to believe what they want, think what they want, pray to whatever god (big or little G) they want and say what they want... as long as it is done in a respectful way?

    Mostly though I believe that I have the right to be a liberal, a conservative, a christian or a buddhist, a *gulp* Ford or Chevy owner and damn near anything else I want to ... not because its my birth-given right, but because tens of thousands of men, men better than me, have stood in the face of those that would oppress and said simply "No". Men like you, me, our fathers and grandfathers gave everything to protect that which we hold most dear and take most for granted... our right to choose.

    How do you piss off a liberal? Try taking away his right to be a liberal...

    And that my friend, is the truth, beat me over the head with it anytime...
     
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    Well stated.

    Whenever I hear a lib say taxes should be increased to fund more blah blah programs, I reply, "start sending the IRS more money, no ones holding you back."
     
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    Wonder who actually does that ? It would seem like the perfect answer though to the hatred of tax cuts. Here keep my taxcut and here is some extra money.
     
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    Ummm Ryan - I think you're closer to being a conservative than you think .... /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
     
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    Wow, the most conservative liberal in the world. /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif I think you just have a problem with the label. To each his own though.
     
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    Stand on their shoulders /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif

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    [ QUOTE ]
    Hmm... guess I am confused, being a liberal and all that shouldnt come as a shock but:

    #1 - give me the facts, not some bullshit rhetoric
    #2 - Have babies not abortions
    #3 - give me my K5, my guns and a permit to cut down trees and eat whatever I can kill
    #4 - Bush vs Gore - I will take pussy any day over a bloody stump.
    #5 - If the lights were off, I'd let monica blow me... but only with the lights off... and no kissing before OR after!
    #6 - I believe in punishing my children, time-outs are for pussies
    #7 - I believe in punishing the parents of the children with no discipline
    #8 - Two words... Capitol Punishment, Texas does it right.
    #9 - Only reason I dont have an NRA sticker on my blazer is because I put it on my hard top window, then sold the top /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif
    #10 - I dont think we should kill the Iraqi's, we need to sit them down and make them watch Barney until they kill themselves.
    #11 - Educate yourself, dont wait for others to teach you
    #12 - learn to read, write and balance your checkbook
    #13 - Demand that our elected officials know how to read, write and balance the checkbook
    #14 - listen to the inane rantings of intelligent and ignorant people with the same level of open-mindedness (you never know when one of them will drop something worth hearing)
    #15 - believe that you, the single person, CAN make a difference... as long as you work hard, live clean and be the person your dog believes you to be.

    So, maybe I am confused about what it takes to piss off us liberals...

    Oh, did I mention I believe that everyone has a right to believe what they want, think what they want, pray to whatever god (big or little G) they want and say what they want... as long as it is done in a respectful way?

    Mostly though I believe that I have the right to be a liberal, a conservative, a christian or a buddhist, a *gulp* Ford or Chevy owner and damn near anything else I want to ... not because its my birth-given right, but because tens of thousands of men, men better than me, have stood in the face of those that would oppress and said simply "No". Men like you, me, our fathers and grandfathers gave everything to protect that which we hold most dear and take most for granted... our right to choose.

    How do you piss off a liberal? Try taking away his right to be a liberal...

    And that my friend, is the truth, beat me over the head with it anytime...

    [/ QUOTE ] Are you sure you're a Liberal ?? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif
     
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    Sounds exactly like a liberal to me, doesn't follow the rhetoric of one group or another. Makes up his own mind on the issues he faces in the world and sticks to the morality of being a human being which is not defined but what religion you believe in or what your political views are. The problem with conservatives is that they stick to party lines and basically jump on the bandwagon and do what they are told. As a "liberal" myself I make up my own mind and vote for the BEST person no matter what the politcal party.

    I am also all for the assualt weapon ban to dissappear, I'm a liberal and I love my guns, LOVE them! haha I really do Im not joking, I have gun parts all over, gun oil on my desk haha /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif - sorry, went off on a tangent...
     
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    Topdown: You are a slightly left conservative.

    Here is the liberal we conservatives speak of:
    1) French
    2) Military hater
    3) Thinks slavery reparations are a good idea
    4) Hates capitalism, thinks money is evil (except theirs)
    5) Socialist tax planners
    6) Hate SUVs and think everone should drive a Vespa scooter
    7) Blame America for 9/11
    8) Sympathize with the "victims" of Abu Graib
    9) Think Guns kill people
    10) Think that being Christian disqualifies you for any political role, or teaching role, or any role, but think Islam, Hinduism, Buddism, are all "very cultural"

    The list could go on, but you get the point. I actually wouldn't call you a liberal or a conservative, but maybe an independent. The reason I personally align myself with the right is because even though they don't support ALL of my beliefs, they are taking a positive stand on the most important ones (God and Country). The left (Kerry) has a proven track record of weak defense, and moral ambiguities.
    Not to mention the fact that he [censored] on guys like my dad, who served two tours in Vietnam and came home to get spit on by protestors who undoubtably inspired by Commie Kerry.
     

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