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How do you use butt paper???

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by chevyfumes, May 6, 2006.

  1. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    I'm confused Ill. only has tree bark????:p:
     
  2. Thunder

    Thunder 3/4 ton status

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    Butt paper??????? WTF is that????? We use Sagebrush here.
     
  3. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    I was layed off from my job and I can't afford sagebrush...
     
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    Corey 78K5 1 ton status

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    I use the Sears catalog every since Monkey Wards went down the tubes.
     
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    readymix 3/4 ton status

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    Roll it up and stick it in the hole....
     
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    use the yellow pages :D . You will get another phone book in about 3 months . Take the used poopy paper and put in a large brown bag , put it on your neighbors porch , light in on fire and run :haha: .
     
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    i use butt paper on my butt:confused:
     
  8. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    I wasn't talking to you ***'n ******* *** ***'instein now go *** yer*** self you *** *** **** .Gawd go get a life already...:p: :haha: :haha: :haha: :bow:
     
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    hey we have coverd this already dude
    you forget already?
    already
     
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    MTChevy 3/4 ton status Premium Member

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    :D :haha:
     
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    ryoken Puppy Fabricator Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    hmmm, I was always always under the impression cornhusks and Comet where the prefered method for butt hygene in them thar neck o' woods.... Or was that oral hygene??? :thinking:

    Ryoken - has taken to typing in 3rd person and only uses the finest quilted butt paper crafted by cute amish midget woman....
     
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    You had a job?
     
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    He fell over drinking.
     
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    :haha::haha::haha::haha: Hm...i didnt know hippies worked...:dunno:
     
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    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    I thought a cousin gave you a "hand" in that neck of the woods..........:eek1: :wink1:
     
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    www.wards.com :thinking:
     
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    Just make sure you don't use leaves off of poison ivy or oak plants.
     

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