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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 84k5, Jun 21, 2004.

  1. 84k5

    84k5 1/2 ton status

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    ...let your roomate blast david bowie before you beat their ass? It's been almost an hour, should I attack? /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif
     
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    GET HIM!!! if you don't lay down the law it will get out of hand. Then before you know it there will be David Bowie parties being thrown at your house on the weekends with all kinds of David Bowie freaks walking around.

    We can't have that /forums/images/graemlins/shame.gif
     
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    I would have beat his ass within the first 5 min.
     
  4. 84k5

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    Well, it's a her. Whatever, I'll beat her ass with a pillow!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
     
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    is she hot? /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif
     
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    Does this "roommate" come with "benefits"? If you catch my drift then maybe you should invest in some earplugs... /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
     
  7. 84k5

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    She cooks, she cleans, BUT SHE WON'T HAVE SEX WITH ME?!? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

    And FYI, I beat her with a couch coushin until she agreed to turn it off.
     
  8. 84k5

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    Yeah she's good, no I'm not taking pictures of her you pervs. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Make her put on some red shoes and dance the blues....Nekid.... /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    BUT SHE WON'T HAVE SEX WITH ME?

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    Pow-chicka-wow-wow!

    Well, she's gettin it from someone else then. About 85% of college chicks are nymphos(the others are just bookworms). Have you shaken her tree before and she just stopped puttin out? Or have you been trying for a while now?
     
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    I'm not even trying. She has a boyfriend who is a friend of mine.
     
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    What era of David Bowie?
     

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