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How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Skigirl, Apr 19, 2002.

  1. Skigirl

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    How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a burned-out bulb?

    Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

    Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

    Rottweiler: Make me.

    Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

    Siberian Husky: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

    Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off walls & furniture.

    Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

    Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

    Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is right there...

    Dalmatian: let me see if I can find a fire hydrant to stand on first...

    Chow: lightbulb....yeah fu***ing right

    Chihuahua: me no speaka english
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    LMAO!!!!/forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
  3. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    <font color=blue>Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. ....too funny !!
     
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    Dalmatian: let me see if I can find a fire hydrant to stand on first...
     
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    My chow would look at me and say" lightbulb....yeah fu***ing right."
     
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    Yeah well my Chihuahua would say " me no speaka english".../forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     
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    ROTFLMAO! I'll be adding those, thank you! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
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    OK guys, you're now immortalized in the list! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     

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