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How many Lounge users does it take

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by gjk5, Aug 29, 2006.

  1. gjk5

    gjk5 3/4 ton status

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    ....to screw in a light bulb???? - - - A tad off topic but.....

    HOW MANY FORUM MEMBERS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?????

    1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

    1 to move it to the Lighting section

    2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

    7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

    5 to flame the spell checkers

    3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

    6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

    15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

    19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

    11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

    36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

    7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

    4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

    3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

    13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

    5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

    4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

    13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

    3 college drop outs to quote the entire post... they're impressed with it... and say Kewl! (thanks Frank)

    1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.



    6 assjack repost nazis to point out that at some time in ancient history, maybe even prior to the interweb itself, someone, somewhere possibly a neanderthal with a piece of coal, posted something remotely similar on howtokillamammothwitharock.com.:p: :p: :p:
     
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  2. 68MUDSTUD

    68MUDSTUD OCD with shiny things

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    lol goodun
     
  3. kyser_soze

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    how about 6 who incorrectly inform us that this is a Repost.:D
     
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    You forgot the six to point out...
     
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    ryoken Puppy Fabricator Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    Actually...... This is a repost..... But couldn't be truer...
     
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    Member****.
     
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    Member**** has it's priviledges.
     
  8. gjk5

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    Fixed it for ya!
     
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    beater_k20 Banned

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    because you know P ositively its coming. :D
     
  11. gjk5

    gjk5 3/4 ton status

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    Ahh hell, I'll save some of you hateful bastiges sOme trouble.:D
     
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    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    I have Samoans change my light bulbs!















    Never have seen it before, but it's a another chance to say Samoans..............:laugh:
     
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    Don't forget 10 people calling everyone with less than 15000 posts or 10 years as a member a "noob". (I know, I know...stfu noob.)
     
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    What is missing from your post shows you are still n00b
     
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    edit: Don't forget 10 people calling everyone with less than 15000 posts or 10 years as a member a "noob". (I know, I know...sftu noob.)

    Better?:D
     
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    :D A little late, but yeah, that's it.
     
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    You f Orgot to include 3 moderators to get rid of Timmay after he trolls the whole thread with why his new flourescent bulbs are better than anything you or your friends could ever come up with.
     

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