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How many names for spanking your monkey? or, Friday night debauchery

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Desert Rat, Oct 13, 2006.

  1. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Ok let's get this Friday night off to a rollicking start. Always one to immediately take any conversation down to the lowest common denominator, which is usually something related to sex, I am throwing down the latex gauntlet here. You pseudo-intellectuals and those that fancy themselves above this sort of locker room humor, go get a glass of two buck chuck, put your pinkie in the air, and head for the other room to put your Birkenstocks up on the dais to watch The View. Here are the rules. Come up with a name for spanking the monkey. For those of you who don't know what that is, I am speaking of, dare I say it, self-pleasuring. Only one name at a time, none of this cut and paste a whole paragraph from other websites stuff either. Obviously it can't be too crass or the blocker will kick in so be creative. I will think of a suitable award for the best submission. I will lead off with:

    Punishing the Pope

    Now, on with the show, let's see your creative juices (and only those) flow............!!
     
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    Come on guys, pick up the pace....

    Jerkin' the Gerkin'.....
     
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    Now we are rolling. Gotta go pick up the Blazer. The roll cage is supposed to be done. I expect pages of low brow comments by the time I get back.....
     
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