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How men and women shower differently...repost?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dhcomp, Aug 24, 2006.

  1. dhcomp

    dhcomp 3/4 ton status Premium Member

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    Oh man, i think this is so hillarious: sorry if its a repost

    How to Shower Like a Woman...........

    Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

    Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
    If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

    Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -
    make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

    Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth,
    leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

    Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage
    shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

    Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
    Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.

    Wash your face with crushed apricot facial
    scrub for 10 minutes until red.

    Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and
    jaffa cake body wash.


    Rinse conditioner off hair.

    Shave armpits and legs.

    Turn off shower.

    Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

    Spray mold spots with Tilex.

    Get out of shower.

    Dry with towel the size of a small country.

    Wipe up any water that got on the floor.

    Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

    Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.

    Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown
    and towel on head.

    If you see husband along the way, cover up
    any exposed areas.



    How to Shower Like a Man............

    Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of
    the bed and leave them in a pile.

    Walk naked to the bathroom.

    If you see wife along the way, shake wiener
    at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.

    Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

    Admire the size of your wiener and scratch
    your behind.

    Get in the shower.

    Wash your face.

    Wash your armpits.

    Blow your nose in your hands and let the
    water rinse them off.

    Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the
    shower.

    Spend majority of time washing privates and
    surrounding area.

    Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt
    hairs stuck on the soap.

    Wash your hair.

    Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

    Pee.

    Rinse off and get out of shower.

    Partially dry off.

    Fail to notice water on floor because curtain
    was hanging out of tub the whole time.

    Admire wiener size in mirror again.

    Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor,
    light and fan on.

    Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

    If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake
    wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.

    Throw wet towel on bed.
     
  2. justhorsinaround

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    Unfortunately for yes a repost. Just a couple of months ago even.
     
  3. pauly383

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    And the weiner line is still "woo-woo" funny :thumb:
     
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    You're woo-woo weird!
     
  5. dhcomp

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    sorry, spend too much time reading in the garage, not the lounge.
     
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    I need to stop typing late at night. I forget words and letters n stuff!
     
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    jekquistk5 Weld nekid Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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