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How to Avoid the Flu ...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by jjlaughner, Nov 17, 2004.

  1. jjlaughner

    jjlaughner 3/4 ton status

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    How to Avoid the Flu ...
    Be sure to read - Very Important Information!
    Eat right!
    Make sure you get your daily
    dose of fruits and veggies.
    Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
    Get plenty of exercise because exercise
    helps build your immune system.
    Walk for at least one hour a day, go for a swim,
    take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.
    Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them,
    keep a bottle of antibacterial soap around.
    Get lots of fresh air.
    Open windows whenever possible.
    Get plenty of rest.
    Try to eliminate as much stress
    from your life as you can.
    OR ...

    You can take the doctors office approach.
    Think about it, when you go for a shot,
    what do they do first? Clean your arm with
    alcohol. Why? Because alcohol kills germs.

    SO ...
    I walk to the liquor store (exercise)
    I put lime in my Corona (fruit)
    I put celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
    I drink on the bar patio (fresh air)
    get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress)
    and then pass out (rest).
    The way I see it,
    if you keep your alcohol levels up,
    Flu Germs can't get you!
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gifOK then....If you say so, I'll do it... /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
     
  3. mr_beer

    mr_beer 1/2 ton status

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    Well if I get the flu I don't think I'd feel it or remember it. Great plan! /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
     

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