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HOW TO BALANCE THE BUDGETI,,,,,,,,,,,

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Jan 14, 2003.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    HOW TO BALANCE THE BUDGETI,,,,,,,,,,, think we could balance the Federal Budget if we taxed sex. Everyone would pay their share. Young people would pay more taxes and your tax liability would decrease as you got older. (some of us) It would also promote family values. How would you like to come home to your wife and have her ask, "Honey, why is your tax bill larger than mine?" Or be a teenager and come home to your dad with your tax tax bill in his hand. We wouldn't have to pay people to work for the IRS, they would be paying to work there just so they could review peoples returns. Locker room conversations would change... "Get a load of this tax bill!"The forms would change a little also. We would now have a 1040Quickee. And it would give a whole new meaning to the phrase.. "Substantial penalty for early withdrawal."
     
  2. ChevyCaGal

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    HOW TO BALANCE THE BUDGETI

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    Can you get budgeti at an Italian restaurant?
     
  3. muddin4fun

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    what about e-filing?
     
  4. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Can you get budgeti at an Italian restaurant?

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    "Substantial penalty for early withdrawal."

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  5. shewheeler

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    think we could balance the Federal Budget if we taxed sex

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    Looks like I wouldn't have to pay any taxes at all /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif
     
  6. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Looks like I wouldn't have to pay any taxes at all

    [/ QUOTE ] I'd have to pay taxes for owning my own business..... /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    What about Bubba??? [​IMG] /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  8. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    I think farmers get money to not pillage their sheep, so this might not work to his advantage.... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  9. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    What about Bubba???

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    ......................Theres allways unearned income credit /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
    sorry, that was just sittin there laying on the floor and everyone ignored it /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     

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