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How to fly a kite

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Jun 29, 2003.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the
    kite up
    in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds then it comes
    crashing
    back down. He tries this a few more times with no success. All the
    while
    his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how
    men need to be told how to do everything.


    She opens the window and yells to her husband, "You need more tail."
    The
    man turns with a confused look on his face and says, "Make up your
    mind.
    Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.
     
  2. 55Willy

    55Willy 3/4 ton status

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    LMAO!!!!!
     
  3. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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