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How to get out of a speeding ticket...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Capman2k, Feb 11, 2007.

  1. Capman2k

    Capman2k 3/4 ton status

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    I got pulled over today because the cops are TOTALLY out to get me because I drive a sweet Jeep. They're jealous because my phat ride is kewler than theirs... Jerkoff gave me a ticket, 89 in a 75. I'm damn sure I was going 92, do you think I can get it thrown out in court?





































































    This is a joke, by the way. I'm cool with paying tickets that I earn :D
     
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    i cant afford any speeding tickets right now... got one of these in my dd, just did the drive from longmont, co to here in 16 hours averaging 63mph including stops, caught like 15 speed traps :D
     
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    hahaaaa cap got pulled over!!!
     
  4. Capman2k

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    Yeah and the dood said he couldn't get me a copy of the recording he was taking.....


    Guess who got to sit in a real cop car and help fill out his own ticket? :doah: :haha:
     
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    you should have tried to out run him.:mad: :mad: :mad: :D
     
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    ever been in the back of one? lol
     
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    surely you jest, in a jeep?










































    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    didn't you see extreme today?the jeep camp?they have a flat track to race on.Nascar like.:haha:
     
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    lmao... nope, but ive owned a fair share of jeeps, probably more than any sane person should (shhhh) and not a one has been a speed demon lol
     
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    Too bad I cannot get the video, but I have seen it and can give a pretty good running account of a pursuit and the suspect vehicle was a Heep.............

    Local PD guy attempts to stop this Heep for suspicion of DUI. Driver says, "screw y'all, try catching me."

    Now you may think that this old boy may have been smoking crack at this point, but let me set the scene for you. The local PD guys where in Crown Vics, and all of the roads were snow packed and icy.

    Advantage: Heep

    The advantage quickly disappears as a 4x4 Tahoe gets thrown into the mix. Our newest deputy was working for another local PD at the time and that was his patrol vehicle.

    Classic line heard on video, "THAT SON OF A BITCH TRIED TO RAM ME!!!!!!!!" which was said over the radio by one of the cops involved.:haha:

    So the Tahoe takes over as primary and this whole chase is crazier than a pet coon on acid. The Tahoe driver employs the TVI (PIT for the normal, non-Oklahoma folks), but due to the conditions, all the Heep does is a couple of 360's and keeps on trucking.

    Finally, the Heep driver throws what little common sense he had left out of the window and tries to make a break for it out of town on the highway.

    He finally loses it, runs off the road into a field. Pursing Tahoe launches off the road also, but due to the snow on the ground, Tahoe driver applies approximately 45 trillion million pounds of force to the brake pedal and ends up in the back end of the Heep.

    Officers get out, plant suspect into several inches of 3am winter snow and he's in custody.

    During the quick debriefing at the scene, officers realized that the pursuit had stopped approximately 20 feet from a 50 foot dropoff. Tahoe received several thousand dollars worth of front end damage, but is still on the road to this day.

    It was one of the wildest chase videos I have ever seen..............
     
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    SWEET!! if you find it, and can, post it!!

    btw, i think i found a new catch phrase...


    "crazier than a pet coon on acid" LMAO
     
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    that looked interesting


    hey you mean you didnt flash your boobs to get out of it :haha:
     
  13. Capman2k

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    No, I'm too dumb and honest :( Hell, I told the guy I don't even pay attention to my speed between Laramie and Cheyenne, I just try to get through the trip as quick as possible because it sucks... Do you think I have what it takes to attempt getting out of a ticket on the side of the highway? :haha: :doah:
     
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    danica patrick tried, and failed yet i enjoyed the commercial...
     
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    I can't. The video was taken by the guy in the Tahoe, the video is property of the department he belonged to at the time.....................
     
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    Ah come on......................

    One time, I stopped a car that was doing in the neighborhood of 30 over the posted speed. I had my decision made, the driver was gonna get a nice, fat $300 some odd ticket.

    I walked up to the driver's window and he let off some goofy remark that made me laugh. I told him the slow down and to have a nice day and went back to my car.:D
     
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    sweet Bubba!:bow: any report can be cleaned up.:D :D :D i would love to see that video!!
     
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    my boobs are for ck5 only baby!:wink1:
     
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    and the mullet too?
     

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