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How to get time off work....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by jjlaughner, Oct 19, 2004.

  1. jjlaughner

    jjlaughner 3/4 ton status

    Jan 12, 2001
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    Two factory workers were talking....
    "I know how to get some time off from work," said the man.
    "How do you think you will do that?" asked the other one.
    He proceeded to show her...by climbing up to the rafters,
    and hanging upside down.
    The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the
    ceiling and asked him what on earth he was doing?
    "I'm a light bulb," answered the guy.
    "I think you need some time off," said the boss.
    So, the man jumped down and walked out of the factory.
    The second worker began walking out too.
    The boss asked her where did she think she was going?
    "Home. I can't work in the dark."
  2. 75-K5

    75-K5 3/4 ton status

    Apr 28, 2002
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    Anderson, Indiana
    I think I'll try that tomorrow, pretend I'm the pizza oven and have them shove raw pizzas in my mouth. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

    Or maybe I'll run myself through the pot & pan machine.

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