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How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Stickseler, Nov 29, 2002.

  1. Stickseler

    Stickseler 3/4 ton status

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    How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

    1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
    hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

    2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

    3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
    with that.

    4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".

    5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten
    over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

    6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".

    7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

    8. Dont use any punctuation marks.

    9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

    10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

    11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

    12. Sing along at the opera.

    13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

    14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle
    sounds all day.

    15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party
    because you're not in the mood.

    16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard
    Kim.

    17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd
    time this week!!!!!"

    18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling
    "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

    19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to
    have to let one of you go."
     
  2. muddysub

    muddysub 1 ton suburban status Staff Member Moderator GMOTM Winner

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    LOL great stuff here!!! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Thanks , I needed that.... /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  4. Corey 78K5

    Corey 78K5 1 ton status

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    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".


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    Yeah I could see my wife going over all the old checks that have cleared the bank going "WTF is this". /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     

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