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HOW TO MAKE LOVE

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Chevit, Sep 17, 2003.

  1. Chevit

    Chevit 1/2 ton status

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    Ingredients:
    4 Laughing eyes
    4 Well-shaped legs
    4 Loving arms
    2 Firm milk containers
    2 Nuts
    1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
    1 Firm banana

    Directions:
    1. Look into laughing eyes.
    2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
    3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
    4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well
    creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
    5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts,
    leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
    6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat
    steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

    Notes:
    1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and
    after use.
    2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
    3. If cake rises, leave town.
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    [ QUOTE ]
    1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and
    after use.


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    Don't forget to wear your baking glove. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  5. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Don't forget to wear your baking glove. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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    Better yet, make sure you put that baking glove on the banana! /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    Do I have to make my own? Couldn't I just buy it somewhere?
     
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    Geez, so i guess the "spit on it and stick it in" technique isn't cuttin' it? /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    John
     
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    Do I have to make my own? Couldn't I just buy it somewhere?

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    You COULD buy it somewhere, but then you would have a VERY, VERY dirty mixing bowl!! /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
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    Geez, so i guess the "spit on it and stick it in" technique isn't cuttin' it

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    That's what we would call fast food, when there is just not enough time for baking... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
    If banana does not soften, repeat
    steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

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    [ QUOTE ]
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    If banana does not soften, repeat
    steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

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    yeah... this one is SO TRUE!
    Grant
     

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