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How to pick a wife!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Aug 11, 2005.

  1. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    PICKING A WIFE

    A man is dating three women and wants to pick one to marry. He decides to
    give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to
    see what they do with the money.

    The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets
    her hair done, new make up, and buys several new outfits and dresses up
    very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
    attractive for him because she loves him so much.

    The man was impressed.

    The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf
    clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she
    presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him
    because she loves him so much.

    Again, the man is impressed.

    The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the
    $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint
    account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she
    loves him so much.

    Obviously, the man was impressed.

    The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the
    money he'd given her.

    Then, he married the one with the biggest breasts.

    Men are like that, you know.
     
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    Jenn thought that was pretty damn funny.
     
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    this is to jenn [​IMG] [​IMG]
     

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