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How to please a woman,,,

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by wasted wages, Jan 3, 2006.

  1. wasted wages

    wasted wages 3/4 ton status

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    It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

    A man only needs to be:
    1. A friend
    2. A companion
    3. A lover
    4. A brother
    5. A father
    6. A master
    7. A chef
    8. An electrician
    9. A carpenter
    10. A plumber
    11. A mechanic
    12. A decorator
    13. A stylist
    14. A sexologist
    15. A gynecologist
    16. A psychologist
    17. A pest exterminator
    18. A psychiatrist
    19. A healer
    20. A good listener
    21. An organizer
    22. A good father
    23. Very clean
    24. Sympathetic
    25. Athletic
    26. Warm
    27. Attentive
    28. Gallant
    29. Intelligent
    30. Funny
    31. Creative
    32. Tender
    33. Strong
    34. Understanding
    35. Tolerant
    36. Prudent
    37. Ambitious
    38. Capable
    39. Courageous
    40. Determined
    41. True
    42. Dependable
    43. Passionate
    44. Compassionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

    45. Give her compliments regularly
    46. Love shopping
    47. Be honest
    48. Be very rich
    49. Not stress her out
    50. Not look at other girls

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

    51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.


    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

    54. Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes

    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. Show up naked
    2. Bring food and /or beer
     
  2. jekbrown

    jekbrown I am CK5 Premium Member GMOTM Winner Author

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    lol, in my experience, if you have the skillz to pay the billz with your tongue, you can forget about the other 53 things.

    j
     
  3. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Fixed that last part. :eek1: Any dude shows up at my house naked with beer will be asked to leave the beer.:D
     
  4. Eric M.

    Eric M. 1/2 ton status

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    I don't get it:confused:








    Ohhhhhhhhhhh :doah:

    That makes sense:p:


    Eric M.
     
  5. CustomChevy

    CustomChevy 1/2 ton status

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    The force is strong in this one.


    Also, that tongue thing is so true. .... Just trust me
     
  6. TSGB

    TSGB 1 ton status

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    #6 has never gone well in my experience... :thinking:
     

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